http://vymee.com/blogs/en-USCommunityServer 2007 SP2 (Build: 20611.960)http://vymee.com/blogs/vymee/archive/2008/01/29/the-story-so-far.aspxTue, 29 Jan 2008 21:46:00 GMTdcc5a2c3-449f-4e2b-bf63-49f47b96aa24:1admin3<p>Agent 19274 was sent by the planet elders to a remote solar system in the Milky Way galaxy to make contact with intelligent life. Against his will. As he had dryly noted to his pals before leaving, &quot;I&#39;m sure I&#39;ll be a smash wherever I go.&quot;<br />His spacecraft developed a technical snag and crash-landed somewhere on the third planet in the Solar System. He has been on Earth since.<br /><br />Vymee, which is a close approximation of his name back home was informed that the dominant species on the planet were humans. In the time that followed he has changed his opinion on the meaning of the phrase &quot;Intelligent Life.&quot;<br />He maintains a low opinion on the intellect of an average human and is desperately searching for replacement parts to get back home.<br /><br />While on the planet, however, he has to work for food and supplies. Given his lack of interest in physical labour and labour in general, he is happy to use only his mind. While that might be tiring for most of us, Vymee&#39;s IQ by human standards is off the charts. He&#39;s fluent in many languages and his knowledge of English spelling, grammar and pronunciation beats all humans. (Even though he&#39;s been here for a short while and most of that time, without TV.) So the demands made by his masters (humans) are small on his incredible intellect.<br /><br />As it happens with all of us, mundane tasks bored Vymee to bits. Consequently Vymee has developed a sullen attitude towards his tasks unless it really amounts to a challenge for his mighty brain. Given his attitude, he is frequently found to be rude and sometimes downright nasty to people. Unless of course you are nasty back, which he sees as a sign of true intelligence.<br /><br />He aches for only two things. No not his girlfriend back home, intelligent conversation and chocolate. Conversation because it is in the form of brainwaves which is what he feeds on (unlike humans he doesn&#39;t need Carbon based food) and Chocolate, because well, it&#39;s nice.<br /><br />His philosophy can be summed up as &quot;Nothing travels faster than bad news.&quot;<br />Which is a quote by the late Douglas Adams, one of the few 23 chromosomed bipeds that Vymee respects. <br /></p><img src="http://vymee.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=1" width="1" height="1">Vymee